Monday, March 14, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


Happy Birthday Phessal!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations for being a pain in my butt for yet another whole year =D So turns out u r 22! good thing is u r still older then princess =P So m kinda crappy at this kinda thing when it turns out I gotta write some senti stuff for my bestfriend's birthday but what the hell I will give it a try :D So this is what I have come up wid...lo and behold! I thought I'd write some 22 important things for you in shape of the wisdom list :P


Wisdom List:
1. Don't smile a lot. Its damn irritating.
2. Shut up when nobody is listening.
3. There are other bands then COLDPLAY :p
4. There are other better bands LIVE then COLDPLAY :p
5. Chelsea losing is NOT the end of the world.
6. BLUE is the color of water, ink and aqua man =D
7. 'Moti' is a lame comeback :D
8. I scare you :p
9. Back up Plan is a movie not a strategy.
10. How I met Your mother is not based on our lives, we don't have a bar =D
11. F.R.I.E.N.D.S is not based on our lives, there is no coffee house =D
12. Greek is not how university life is =D
13. Being 22 doesnt give u the license to sass me. You still remain younger :D
14. Learn to differentiate between pretenders and friends or order new specs :p
15. Don't say yes - to everything.
16. Exercise the power of No at times - gives u a backbone :p =D
17. Work on the jerk syndrome. Its the secret of success :p
18. Pakola is not a flavour, Its some haywiring of the tastebuds.
19. Acer is doomed.
20. If I am your precious that definitely makes you the gollum. There is high rate of similarity too =D
21. Stop crushing on Jennifer Anniston.
22. Grow up - not taller =P
Lolz Happy Birthday Honey! Hope you have a terrific blast =P
Regards, Anam Ashraf Ali